Post by theherohimself on Dec 4, 2007 14:06:38 GMT -5
Patriots cheat again!
One would think with all the controversy surrounding the New England Patriots at the start of this season that they would stay straight. Yet, sources say that Mangini has meet with the brass of the NFL to plan one of the worst set-ups in sports history. David Rodes, a locker-room cleaner for the team, reported that on November 2nd, Mangini meet with unnamed NFL brass and told them how an undefeated team would boost the NFL’s depleting ratings. The NFL and New England head coach decided that with the talent on the Patriots roster they would only need a little help to go 16-0, possibly 19-0. That’s where the officiating comes in. Game referees would be paid extra on being lax against the Patriots and make sure they win each and every game during the regular season. While, no one agreed what to do during the post season, chances are that the “bonus” pay for the refs would continue up until the Superbowl. NFL line-judge, Stephen Casey, confirmed these allegations; “I feel bad about what I did, but when your told to do that by your boss, you really have no choice,” Casey said of the “bonus” pay. “We were told to let the Patriots receivers do what they want and not let them be touched.” Anyone, who has watched a Patriots game can see that Casey is speaking the truth. Nearly every Patriots touchdown should have been called back. With this type of set-up many are demanding that the Patriots be removed from the league for the year and maybe more. If this happens any one who has played New England gets a free win and the season will still continue. Sports fans around the world are very upset and ESPN has pulled all NFL coverage from its Networks until something is done. At this time there are some 5,000 law suits against Mangini and the Patriots. Anyone who wants to seek legal action is asked to call the Law office of Joe Blue to join a joint suit. Many people have elected to just turn the NFL off this year. Don’t worry though if that is you. Because after the NFL season is scheduled to finish you can get your football fix with the AIFA. American Indoor football Association spokesman, Chad Jarrett, said its very upsetting, but wants everyone to know this will not happen in his league. It looks as if indoor football is the future of football.
This is a parody of a news report. Any reference to actual events are purely coincidental and is not the intent of this report. All names are fictional and have nothing to do with any real event. Again, any names that are given may accidentally be real names and no hurt is indented. This report is for entertainment purposes only and is not to be taken seriously. This report is the sole property of Chad Jarrett.
One would think with all the controversy surrounding the New England Patriots at the start of this season that they would stay straight. Yet, sources say that Mangini has meet with the brass of the NFL to plan one of the worst set-ups in sports history. David Rodes, a locker-room cleaner for the team, reported that on November 2nd, Mangini meet with unnamed NFL brass and told them how an undefeated team would boost the NFL’s depleting ratings. The NFL and New England head coach decided that with the talent on the Patriots roster they would only need a little help to go 16-0, possibly 19-0. That’s where the officiating comes in. Game referees would be paid extra on being lax against the Patriots and make sure they win each and every game during the regular season. While, no one agreed what to do during the post season, chances are that the “bonus” pay for the refs would continue up until the Superbowl. NFL line-judge, Stephen Casey, confirmed these allegations; “I feel bad about what I did, but when your told to do that by your boss, you really have no choice,” Casey said of the “bonus” pay. “We were told to let the Patriots receivers do what they want and not let them be touched.” Anyone, who has watched a Patriots game can see that Casey is speaking the truth. Nearly every Patriots touchdown should have been called back. With this type of set-up many are demanding that the Patriots be removed from the league for the year and maybe more. If this happens any one who has played New England gets a free win and the season will still continue. Sports fans around the world are very upset and ESPN has pulled all NFL coverage from its Networks until something is done. At this time there are some 5,000 law suits against Mangini and the Patriots. Anyone who wants to seek legal action is asked to call the Law office of Joe Blue to join a joint suit. Many people have elected to just turn the NFL off this year. Don’t worry though if that is you. Because after the NFL season is scheduled to finish you can get your football fix with the AIFA. American Indoor football Association spokesman, Chad Jarrett, said its very upsetting, but wants everyone to know this will not happen in his league. It looks as if indoor football is the future of football.
This is a parody of a news report. Any reference to actual events are purely coincidental and is not the intent of this report. All names are fictional and have nothing to do with any real event. Again, any names that are given may accidentally be real names and no hurt is indented. This report is for entertainment purposes only and is not to be taken seriously. This report is the sole property of Chad Jarrett.
. Sorry you did't get First Place but it went to Barry Bonds. 
