Post by Free Agent Fan on Aug 23, 2007 13:52:01 GMT -5
Top Ten Michael Vick Excuses
10. "House came with a dogfighting pit, and it seemed like a shame to waste it"
9. "Wanted to distract the public from crooked NBA referees and cheating baseball players"
8. "Judgment was impaired by playing with lead-based Chinese toys"
7. "I was training the dogs to...uhhhhhh...get Osama"
6. "Always wanted to be quarterback for a prison team, like in 'The Longest Yard'"
5. "Steroids made me all crazy"
4. "Eddie Brill told me I needed something big to close on"
3. "Oh like you've never run an illegal dogfighting ring"
2. "Thought I could get out of it by buying Kobe Bryant's wife a diamond"
1. "Fights weren't worse than what you see on 'The View'"
10. "House came with a dogfighting pit, and it seemed like a shame to waste it"
9. "Wanted to distract the public from crooked NBA referees and cheating baseball players"
8. "Judgment was impaired by playing with lead-based Chinese toys"
7. "I was training the dogs to...uhhhhhh...get Osama"
6. "Always wanted to be quarterback for a prison team, like in 'The Longest Yard'"
5. "Steroids made me all crazy"
4. "Eddie Brill told me I needed something big to close on"
3. "Oh like you've never run an illegal dogfighting ring"
2. "Thought I could get out of it by buying Kobe Bryant's wife a diamond"
1. "Fights weren't worse than what you see on 'The View'"
