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Post by djh0722 on Mar 28, 2010 9:05:41 GMT -5
50yardbook.blogspot.com/Found this (thank you google alerts). It is entertaining so far. It seems to mock the world of indoor football, but it made me laugh. I hope he plans on writing more.
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Post by Free Agent Fan on Mar 28, 2010 10:43:44 GMT -5
LOL. He writes like I talk.
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Post by djh0722 on Mar 28, 2010 11:08:39 GMT -5
The press release that is chapter two is frigging hilarious.
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Post by UnoBomber on Mar 28, 2010 19:59:04 GMT -5
I have been laughing for the past 10 minutes after reading chapter 2.
"An enthusiastic crowd of approximately 30,000 fans welcomed the new Barrackville Buzzsaw franchise to that city. The Buzzsaw rewarded the fans with a 78-6 loss over a select team of FYIFL All-Stars."
There's a paragraph after this quote which isn't appropriate for posting, but I couldn't stop laughing. I hope this blog keeps going. too funny.
;D
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Post by djh0722 on Mar 29, 2010 8:11:54 GMT -5
HAHAHAHA! I just read the part Mitch was talking about. Yeah, you cant repost that first part on here. But the part about Easy-You broadcast company was hilarious.
“Great success for my league. We did some live internet television s**t from here today” Bradshaw added. Bradshaw was referring to the multi-million dollar webcast deal the league signed with Easy-You Broadcasting. Web traffic showed that the live broadcast of the All-Star game was viewed by an impressive thirty six homes. Bradshaw believes that the numbers are actually higher than that. “Thirty-six homes my ballsack!” That is a skewed number big man. Yeah, thirty-six people logged in, but that number does not include the actual viewers. On average, I have figures showing that over 1,000 people per household tune in to watch this football. 1,000 times thirty-six households equals more than you can f***ing count. It is like being punched in the f***ing face by awesome!” Bradshaw crooned."
Sounds like someone has been reading a lot of press releases for research.
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Post by UnoBomber on Mar 30, 2010 0:01:19 GMT -5
Chapter 3 is up
Chapter 3: Steve Can't Keep A F**king Secret
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Post by djh0722 on Mar 30, 2010 7:54:55 GMT -5
Chapter three is a bit slow, but there is some funny stuff in there. Chapter one was cumbersome (but still funny), and I think the author knew that, as it seems he is being less verbose as the story goes on. I will keep reading as he writes. I hope he gets into the building and marketing of the team. I am interested in seeing how things turn out for Steve and his team, the "Albemarle County Roscoe's". I am just impatient.
Best line from chapter 3: As if scratching up Jan's fine China was not bad enough, Steve found himself locking eyes with the soul-sucking bitch-vampire wife of his.
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Post by djh0722 on Mar 30, 2010 20:53:43 GMT -5
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Post by djh0722 on Mar 30, 2010 21:00:36 GMT -5
Oh crap! Look at the About Us section!
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Post by Free Agent Fan on Mar 31, 2010 12:58:42 GMT -5
The video of the training facility is awesome. lol
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Post by djh0722 on Mar 31, 2010 14:44:40 GMT -5
The sad part about this whole thing is, the fake website looks better than the Wasilla Arctic Predators official team website.
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Post by UnoBomber on Mar 31, 2010 20:49:41 GMT -5
The sad part about this whole thing is, the fake website looks better than the Wasilla Arctic Predators official team website. haha. That reminds me of the team I created called the Presque Isle Bombers bombersfootball.valleya.fu8.comChapter 4 is up on the blog btw. Hilarious. |
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Post by djh0722 on Mar 31, 2010 21:42:30 GMT -5
I think that is the best chapter yet. Looks like he added some pictures to his blog. I wonder if he is going to print the book when he finishes. I would buy one... If it keeps up in the laugh department.
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