Post by colossus on Oct 6, 2007 0:58:27 GMT -5
For some time many of us have wondered just who is
Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone
says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!" Well, thanks to my
genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an
intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt,
the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner
of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply
religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt,
Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins
Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents'
objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high
school dropout.
After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt
divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and,
because her kids were living with them, she wanted to
keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe
Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they
produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named
Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla
Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout
childhood and subsequently married the
Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding
announcement in the newspaper announced the
Schitt-Happens nuptials.
The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and
Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to
tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with
his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt,"
you can correct them.
Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt
Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone
says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!" Well, thanks to my
genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an
intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt,
the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner
of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply
religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt,
Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins
Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents'
objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high
school dropout.
After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt
divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and,
because her kids were living with them, she wanted to
keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe
Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they
produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named
Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla
Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout
childhood and subsequently married the
Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding
announcement in the newspaper announced the
Schitt-Happens nuptials.
The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and
Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to
tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with
his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt,"
you can correct them.
Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt
LOL ;D
that was some funny schitt 