Jo Jo Polk released

[nbhuntlegendfan]

By John Holmes
Canton Suppository

In a press conference held by Coach Olive today in front of himself (cause thats all that matters to him). The coach blamed Polk for not "being there" to stop Carmelo Ocasio from scoring 4 touchdowns. When asked by himself how he came to this decision he replied to himself, " I just didn't see Polk out there. It was like Jo Jo didn't care". After answering his question Coach Olive than replied that Jo Jo was to be deactivated/cut, but then contradicted himself by blocking the Express from getting him by stating that Polk was still on the roster. As the reporter Olive asked Coach Olive what this decision was going to do the team, Coach Olive replied, " Look at what happened when I cut Larlham. I picked up my good friend Mason from Buffalo, and *BAM*, we win a championship, and look at Mason's record this year. Also I took no crap from that kicker and canned(traded) his ass and picked up a kicker that is ten times better. Also, we have a good backup quarter back that is better than our starter this year and i refuse to play him, but even when I do I'm too good to coach him so I have our defensive co-ordinator run the offensive. So don't question me, I am the AIFL's defending champion.

So until next time this is John Holmes saying "YOU'RE FIRED"

[picman]

That would of been funny if Polk didn't play the the 2nd half after hurting his back going over the wall in the 1st half.

[UnoBomber]

"I picked up my good friend Mason from Buffalo, and *BAM*, we win a championship, and look at Mason's record this year. "

That's right people! Nepotism can win you a championship!

Yep, it's official.... Coach Olive is on drugs.

satire at it's finest.

[Free Agent Fan]

Bob Dole take over Bobby Olives body? Bobby Olive thinks that Bobby Olive is right. But only when Bobby Olive states that Bobby Olive is right.

[Canton Cougar Fan]

nbhuntlegendfan said:

By John Holmes
Canton Suppository

In a press conference held by Coach Olive today in front of himself (cause thats all that matters to him). The coach blamed Polk for not "being there" to stop Carmelo Ocasio from scoring 4 touchdowns. When asked by himself how he came to this decision he replied to himself, " I just didn't see Polk out there. It was like Jo Jo didn't care". After answering his question Coach Olive than replied that Jo Jo was to be deactivated/cut, but then contradicted himself by blocking the Express from getting him by stating that Polk was still on the roster. As the reporter Olive asked Coach Olive what this decision was going to do the team, Coach Olive replied, " Look at what happened when I cut Larlham. I picked up my good friend Mason from Buffalo, and *BAM*, we win a championship, and look at Mason's record this year. Also I took no crap from that kicker and canned(traded) his ass and picked up a kicker that is ten times better. Also, we have a good backup quarter back that is better than our starter this year and i refuse to play him, but even when I do I'm too good to coach him so I have our defensive co-ordinator run the offensive. So don't question me, I am the AIFL's defending champion.

So until next time this is John Holmes saying "YOU'RE FIRED"

Just to set the record straight, the post above is satire and the opinion of the poster.

The Legends officially have not released JoJo Polk, have no interest in releasing JoJo Polk and will not trade JoJo Polk.